The Queen of Stuff:

How very tedious to have to sit through another day of adulation. I suppose we'll have to get a new troupe of jesters after that frightful mistake with the salamander juggling. At least it brought a bit of excitement to the daily routine. Have to get new tapestries for the West wing though, when they've rebuilt it. I wonder what colour scheme would go best. And the tie-backs and swags will - oh I say, it's The Concuspidor! What a dashing fellow!