The King of Stuff:

What is needed here is a bit of order. A bit more grovelling from the Nobles I think. And then they could get out of my sight and be taxing somebody. I must remember to poison my food-taster, his salary review is due any week now. Oh, hello, here comes that ridiculous idiot in the pointy boots and tight trousers.

At the Court of the King & Queen of Stuff
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